nien nien nien nien!

Dear Tamara,

The subtle hints I've been dropping don't seem to be working. Maybe you missed when your hangovers started hitting a little bit more heavily. Maybe you ignored the fact that I've started shaking ridiculously and limited your dexterity, palsy-style. And maybe...just maybe...you've ignored the rare nights when I decide to take matters into my own hands (so to speak) and force back up the vodka/rum/tequila/whiskey you've smoothly forced down.

But, there's a line....
Please god do not ever drink vodka again. It's satan's sperm, and was put on this earth to induce shitty drunkenness, bad decision making, and horrible hangovers. Stick with your rum and your whiskey, and we'll continue on.

Thanks Girl,
Your Body.